DO YOU KNOW A MORON?
This is our most recent poll. Only 13% of you are blissfully happy and Moron-proof. 32% of you have avian friends with colourful carpets, and 18% of you share DNA with a Moron - lucky you! And 37% of you should've spent the day in the psych ward.
What does this say about our world? Well for one, there are more morons in this world than there are needed. Another thing is we have to spread the word. Morons beware. There is a movement coming.
We need T-shirts and secret handshakes, and a catchy phrase. Well, seriously we only need the catchy phrase. And we need to educate our daughters, sisters, mothers, friends and co-workers. We need to stand up tall and proud, and not stand for this unacceptable Moron behaviour anymore.
I am trying to come up with a name for our movement......help me out here...