Sunday, August 8, 2010

The Moron-Free Movement

DO YOU KNOW A MORON?

This is our most recent poll. Only 13% of you are blissfully happy and Moron-proof. 32% of you have avian friends with colourful carpets, and 18% of you share DNA with a Moron - lucky you! And 37% of you should've spent the day in the psych ward.

What does this say about our world? Well for one, there are more morons in this world than there are needed.  Another thing is we have to spread the word. Morons beware. There is a movement coming. 

We need T-shirts and secret handshakes, and a catchy phrase. Well, seriously we only need the catchy phrase. And we need to educate our daughters, sisters, mothers, friends and co-workers. We need to stand up tall and proud, and not stand for this unacceptable Moron behaviour anymore. 

I am trying to come up with a name for our movement......help me out here...

18 comments:

motherknowsless said...

I want to suggest that the offering of a blue M&M is a Married/Moron secret symbol/introduction! Of course I would come up with any excuse to have an M&M.

viewfromdownhere said...

I like the "Moron-free movement" personally. I feel happy to say that now I am blissfully happy and am 100% moron free. It took awhile, but I'm here!

the mrs. said...

love it!
i will think on names for awhile & see if something clever pops up.

Gran said...

I like the "Moron-Free" Movement. I married a moron in 1973, divorced him in 1976. I almost got hooked up with another moron in 1980, but a miracle happened and another woman took him away from me. It took me about five years to realize that I was the recipient of heavenly grace (I was pretty stupid then)! I've been happily moron-free since. And the other woman? She married the guy, around 1982 or so, and I hear she's still the only one working!

Suzie Q said...

motherknowsless, I like it, but think it should be RED to match the blood spilled at battle (even if only figuratively) plus it matches my blog :)
Alaina, so glad to hear it, makes us believe it can happen :)
Ah, Divine Intervention, been a recipient many times, glad you were too, Gran :0
Thanks ever so much for stopping by.

Che said...

moron-less-movement or moron-free movement. or anti-moron campaign! oh i hate morons! haha

Rachel C. said...

We can call it WAM or PAM (Women/People Against Morons). And we can consider it our public duty to educate the massages against the dangers of moronica.

Suzie Q said...

I like it Rachel!!! And I like the sounds of Moronica...

katlupe said...

I can happily say I am moron free now and have been since 1992 when I left my second moron. He is dead now. And my first moron died in July, after he lost everything - his business, his half a million dollar house, his topless dancer wife that he left me for and his health. He lost it all after the FBI came to interview me about his business in the early spring. I found out that his whole life had been a lie and he made me feel like I was stupid, poor and white trash while he was living the high life! Moron that he was, for cheating on me and treating our son like dirt. Now he is paying for what he did to me and all those people he cheated and stole from. It is true that you get what you give.

Angela said...

Welcome to the De-Moron-ized zone, kinda like a demilitarized zone, only not military free, it's Moron free :). And I think we need to come up with moron detectors and install them at Walmart. I would love for that to also become a Moron Free environment. Thanks for your post :)

L. Eleana Johnson said...

OMG this is sooo funny! For all the moms out there, I'd love to suggests Mothers Against Morons (MAM). Sadly, I missed your poll. I'm definitely related to many morons, and I just know somewhere deed down inside, I must be adopted. Or maybe my mom was adopted and she just doesn't want to tell me.

Suzie Q said...

Yes, sometimes the universal law takes it time.... but karma is a bitch!!!!

Suzie Q said...

I like it Rachel!!! And I like the sounds of Moronica...

Suzie Q said...

Ah, Divine Intervention, been a recipient many times, glad you were too, Gran :) Thanks ever so much for stopping by.

Suzie Q said...

Alaina, so glad to hear it, makes us believe it can happen :)

Suzie Q said...

I like it, but think it should be RED to match the blood spilled at battle (even if only figuratively) plus it matches my blog :)

Suzie Q said...

Yes, sometimes the universal law takes its time.... but karma is a bitch!!!!

Suzie Q said...

I love it!!!! it's now on my poll....

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