Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy MoronFree Halloween

Moving into another Halloween I am reminded of Halloweens gone past...

I can remember the very first Halloween with the Lil Pixie, she would have been about 10 months old.  She had the cutest little lion costume, you know the store bought ones with the paw booties.  The Moron took her out that night - not trick or treating, but to a haunted house!!! Yep, the Moron is indeed a smart parent and decided to give her nightmares at the beginning of her life....  Mind you this is also the insightful parent who brought the wee one to drag car racing as well - because we know that all that noise is really good for a newborn's ears.

Let's face it, a Moron makes decisions based on what is best for himself - regardless on how it affects those around him.  All I can say is thank goodness his decision making is only limited to his access.  Although, that didn't stop him from taking our 3 yr old out shooting guns.... and just so you know, there is no laws against that...  And I am not against guns, per se, but you have to take into consideration the teacher here.  One who has never viewed safety as being a priority, nor believes that the law regarding the storage of guns needs to be upheld.

Anyways, I can only hope that someone else is looking out for the Lil Pixie when she is in her Father's care, because the law sure isn't!

And for those interested, This Ninja now has a very wicked roundhouse kick :)

Happy Moronfree Halloween Everyone, what are YOU dressing up as today?

3 comments:

This Belle Rocks said...

I didn't dress up, I worked.  And despite what is normally my favorite holiday, I'd be just as well off if yesterday never happened!  

You are right....morons definitely only make decisions based on themselves.  It's a shame they can't put their moron-ness aside for the time they have their children, though. 

Kelly said...

I hate days like that, that you just wished you had never gotten out of bed...
You would think Morons would put their family first - but I guess they wouldn't be Morons then, would they???

Suzie Q said...

Nope, they wouldn't be Kelly.  Sorry you had a horrible Halloween, This Belle Rocks :(  Hopefully your next one will be better.

Morons just simply suck, but ultimately they cheat themselves of happiness and love.

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