Monday, October 18, 2010

Pregnancy With a Moron Part 1

From the moment I knew I had this little entity growing inside of me, there was a shift. A change in my being. A growth of something more than just this precious being, flourishing in my belly.
( this very cool pair of photos are not mine, but I have unfortunately lost the website I got them from, so if anyone knows could they please let me know so I can give credit where credit is due, thank you kindly! )

I was so excited. And I knew right away that I was pregnant with a girl. I was going to eat right, exercise right, and just enjoy every stage of my pregnancy. I felt like I was glowing from the inside out.

Now, let me tell you, there's a whole lotta things that no one ever tells you about pregnancy. And if you are about to be a first time mom I will offer you up a word of advice; throw away those damn pregnancy books. Talk about scaring the begeesuz out of you!!!!

First, my boobs grew 2 sizes in the first month - Hello stripper boobs! They have never left (maybe have gotten a little less perky) but you know, somehow I still haven't gotten used to them ?!? Gone are my bra-less days :( But on a good note, I can now fill out some tops or dresses that merely used to hang on me :)

In the first trimester - your body is undergoing such work, I suppose, that you are simply always exhausted. Try being exhausted with a Moron who never feels you do enough of anything the whole day - and you are guaranteed to be totally run off your feet!!

I spent many a nights in the back of my SUV, while I was pregnant. It wasn't so bad until it got really cold. I had made a Huge pillow for the back, for our dogs to lay on, and it was actually quite comfy. So when the Moron was in one of his moods, or would tell me to leave, or be in one of his moods, and refuse to leave; I would just get in my car and drive up a country road...

It actually made me feel a lot more safe and protected, then sleeping at home, and the Moron thought he had "won" so there was no major repercussions when I came back. I would always store some food in there and such. The only annoying thing was the constantly peeing at night, and those damn coyotes sniffing my ass!!!!

to be continued...

10 comments:

Chaplaindonna said...

It is amazing to me the things we endure under the control of a moron! I'm so happy you have moved on with your life. Down with the morons!

Suzie Q said...

Yes, so true, on all counts!!!! Down with the morons!!!

Julie Baugh said...

Glad things are better for you now, I would add that I also found pregnancy tiring, men don't realise that it is. I think there would be less people if men were the ones who had to give birth.

Suzie Q said...

I definitely agree with that statement!!!

Billie said...

I left my moron many nights to feel safer too... I'm thankful I did not have to do it while pregnant. I love the fact that you have healed to the point of being able to use humor in your posts. I'm loving your blog!

Kelly said...

Grrrr, my Moron became his worst when I was pregnant as well....

Suzie Q said...

I think they can feel the pull away from them, as you bond with the amazing little person growing inside of you, and they in turn must demonstrate their control, or attempt to...

Suzie Q said...

Thank you Billie. Safe. What a feeling that is. Safe from harm, safe from ridicule, safe from fear of being torn down and humiliated, safe from feeling so small and utterly alone. These are feelings I certainly do not miss!!

suburp said...

oh man. is it because they sense that they might lose their grip when a child is coming on the scene ? ...moron got so bad. :( can't believe yours let you sleep in the car.. shit. on the other hand, my baby helped me break out. so.

Suzie Q said...

I think the fear of not having control is just so great for them..
Mine gave me the strength as well.
Here's to us, SURVIVORS.

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